Synthetic Insanity

There has been much talk about drugs in sports of late and in no small part or measure, the media has Mr Landis and Mr Gatlin to thank for giving them such a big fat horse to flog (coincidentally horses are superb test subjects for performance enhancing substances). But while the phrase 'Synthetic Testosterone' has gotten somewhat of a bad reputation, I feel that we all need a dose of 'Synthetic Insanity' from time to time. In the grind and routine of everyday life, we not only do the same old things repeatedly, we often also do the SANE old things. What better way to lift your spirits, get the blood flowing and feel alive than to do something INSANE. Short of breaking the law, your loved ones' hearts and parts of your body, synthetic insanity, unlike natural insanity, can be controlled by you and engineered to your specifications. So go crazy and supplement your mental and emotional fitness with a healthy dose of this free invisible drug. I suspect the shrinks hide this fact from their patients because they know it works.